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The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

quoted 7 months ago in Fun Facts by xxiloveemoboysxx Master (1,840 points)

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:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ~whos face doesnt hurt after smiling tht much!?

quoted 7 months ago in Fun Facts by xxilovemusicxx Cosmic (10,670 points)

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if you drink pickle juice before you run then u don't get cramps

quoted 7 months ago in Fun Facts by liverlaugherlover31 Cosmic (10,740 points)

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Friends Dont Let You Do Stupid S**t Alone'

quoted 7 months ago in Funny by Daniela11 Galactic (2,510 points)

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I'm just say'n.. you could do better.... Tell me have you heard that lately?....Drake

quoted 8 months ago in Music by MizHoney2U Cosmic (24,400 points)

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How do we keep 'em from hatin' ?? Let 'em bite!

quoted 9 months ago in Life by MizHoney2U Cosmic (24,400 points)

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y do i feel so good sober??

quoted 9 months ago in Life by lovehurts2137 Galactic (2,100 points)

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i love him but he loves her and she loves another guy we're all screwed

quoted 9 months ago in Love by lovehurts2137 Galactic (2,100 points)

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I may have a pretty face an the smallest waist but your dude likes it so dont hate!!!!

quoted 9 months ago by AUSTINSBABYGIRL01 Apprentice (290 points)

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AM I FUNNY? OR.. AM I WIERDD? IF YOU DONT KNOW ME STILL ANSWER ITS FUNNY..

quoted 9 months ago by HELLOKITTYLOVER Newbie (230 points)

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when your fighting with the one you love, i promise you things will get better. <3

quoted 9 months ago by nevershoutleanna<3 Advanced (660 points)

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It's not you... its me... I just don't like you like that anymore.

quoted 9 months ago in Life by MizHoney2U Cosmic (24,400 points)

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a kiss is a kiss a plum is a plum but a kiss is not a kiss without some tongue so close ur eyes and give ur tongue some exercise

quoted 9 months ago in Love by anonymous

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I'm fine without you and maybe you're fine too... But you still need to ask yourself a question... Is this relationship important enough for you swallow your pride and make amends before it's blown out of proportion ?

quoted 9 months ago in Life by MizHoney2U Cosmic (24,400 points)

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Girl : Am I pretty? Boy : NO. Girl : Do you want to be with me forever? Boy : NO. ...Girl : Would you cry if I walked away? ..............................Boy : NO. She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm. Boy : Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE. (Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me. (Girl whispers) : I will.

quoted 9 months ago in Love by chika;) Master (1,160 points)

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Girl : Am I pretty? Boy : NO. Girl : Do you want to be with me forever? Boy : NO. ...Girl : Would you cry if I walked away? ..............................Boy : NO. She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm. Boy : Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE. (Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me. (Girl whispers) : I will.

quoted 9 months ago in Love by chika;) Master (1,160 points)

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Lost your pen = no pen No pen = no notes No notes = no study no study = fail fail = no diploma ...no diploma = no work no work = no money no money = no food no food = you get skinny skinny = then you get ugly ugly = no lover no lover = no marriage no marriage = no children no children = alone alone = depression depression = sickness sickness = death lesson: Don't loose your pen.

quoted 9 months ago in Life by chika;) Master (1,160 points)

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Guy : Look hunny , I love you alot but I dont.think its.qoinq.to work.out , Girl: what your breakinq up with me afther we.been.toqether.for.(2years) threw a txt! Guy:omq im sorry I sent it.to the.wronq.person! Sorry hunny Girl : you qot me worried:) wait WHAT DO U MEAN WRONG.PERSON BABE WHO IZ SHE!!!!!>:O AKWARD!!

quoted 9 months ago in Funny by chika;) Master (1,160 points)

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