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I turned my phone onto "Airplane Mode" and threw it up in the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.
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Friends Dont Let You Do Stupid S**t Alone'
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Muffins Are Just Ugly A** Cupcakes! xD
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Muffins Are Just Ugly Muffins! xD
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It takes skill to trip over flat sufaces!
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Stereotypes exist for a reason...
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sometimes i want to punch my computer for being slow... haha then i realize its not my computer its the Internet!
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Sometimes, you have to do stupid stuff to remind yourself how stupid it really is....
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2 year olds are like Sour Patch Kids... Sour, then sweet <3
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hi guys... I'm doing this for funny
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dogs are better with no tails.
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The things these Muggles come up with...
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Me:Mom..is luv sweet?Mom:oh yes it is.Me:Are you sure?Mom:Yes i am.Me:Are you positive?Mom:yes im positive.Me:Are you posi?Mom:Yes hun im posi.Me:Are you tive?Mom:Hailey stop it yes aniways u know how it feels cuz u got a boyfriend right?Me:yea i do.Mom:than y do u ask me that?Me:oh easy answer becuz u nd daddy always fightin just makin sure thres nothin wrng aniways c ya i got 2 got 2 the park <3
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Friend:When u wake up are u messy?Gurl:Yes i am.Friend:Can i ask you a weird question?Gurl:sure anithin.Friend:Do you have little bugs in your hair?Gurl:Well yea how did u knoe?Friend:A gurl told me u did.Gurl:Oh she did well look at that but u knoe wat it could also big as fake as the ***** who told u and u could be like the 2ndbitch who believe it!
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if you just shut up, the world will be peaceful.
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How do we keep 'em from hatin' ?? Let 'em bite!
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MY WORLD YOUR JUST A OYSTER IN IT
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button:P
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A guy said to a guy who said to a guy's cousin that knew a guy's sister's bus driver's grandfather, who knew this guy's mom who was married to Lady Gaga who knew a guy that said, "So, how 'bout that airline food?"
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Q: what did the t-shirt say to the other t-shirt?
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